Tesla engineers take note: this is the result of a vehicle that was properly designed to be rugged and reliable. Meanwhile, a Cybertruck is bricked after splashing through an inch deep puddle.

Meanwhile, Cybertrucks brick from going through a car wash. 😂

Reminds me of a certain Toyota Hilux.

Maxima, Q50, Q70 were not “good”. Maybe 10 years ago, but in today’s market they were decidedly also-rans, and in fact, were old and dated then. The global recession of 2008 basically sent Nissan into the showers.

Whenever commenters would shit on CVT trans, they would invariably be talking about nissan cars.

The Ford EcoSport. Who was the target audience for that pitiful thing? They could have just put AWD on a Fiesta and called it a day. 

Fuck this thing.

I remember when this car came out. I was visiting my local Subaru dealer quite often at the time ( my used Subaru was burning oil like crazy - how surprising, I know ) and they were expecting to sell so many of these. They even tried to make me reserve one because ‘’ they will be flying off the shelves and you’ll…

The Subaru Tribeca. I’m not even sure what they were trying to do with it as they had several models that were better at doing whatever it was trying to do. I’m kind of surprised it even lived long enough to have a facelift done as the first gen was hideous and should’ve been shelved before production.

Hummer H2 (and the others really). Enough said.

Bring back the Accord wagon, and make it a hybrid.

Not long enough.

A freaking Golf GTI aka Sportswagen GTI. Yeah I know you can modify a regular Sportswagen but not the same engine...etc. and I cannot be bother to make the modficaiton myself.

The last gen Impala because of this unholy rendering I found online

When President Trump takes back the White House again on January 6, you’ll have so much Tariff, it’ll be too much, too much Tariff, so much, so much Tariff, you’ll beg him to stop, you’ll look up and shout “Save us!”, and he’ll whisper “NO!”

“Why would the bank let me do this?!” is a hilarious take.

Pray some poor idiot slams you hard enough to kill the battery pack and that your gap insurance covers your stupidity. Otherwise keep driving it or rent it out on Turo and let one of those idiots ruin it. 

It certainly confirms my notions about the mental capacity of Hummer drivers.

I hope, if nothing else, this story dispels any myth that wealth is synonymous with higher intelligence.