Exactly. It’s not rocket surgery. 

Turns out the proverbial cat was also on the train. Pandora just wants to get it back into it’s toothpaste tube.

Too late. That Pandora’s Box has already left the station.

Say hello to the new “goes in everything” engine for Toyota vehicles for a while. Tacoma, 4Runner, etc. Anything the old gr fit into gets this. Not that I mind, I think a 2.4 Turbo Tacoma sounds great. You can get some sweet TURBO graphics for it and everything.  It will be a big step up from the dead reliable but…

except CX-50 looks way better than this new vanilla cone from Honda

No

A bus full of all the world’s leaders is sort of the beginning of every drugstore Tom Clancy knockoff paperback.

“I’ll put on these aviators and nobody will recognize me!”

Shit headline. Its not the president himself that makes the call on taking the bus or not. There are many things in security that the president isn’t allowed to change. Remember when trump wanted to use his own plane? Also, the blood in the beast is the presidents himself, not just of type. 

But she will next time! That'll teach the old hag. 

Right? I can’t even travel on the same plane with more than three other managers from my company as part of their disaster plan. And I am nowhere near important to the company if something were to happen.

Do you think the Queen took a fucking shuttle when she visited the US?

Well that’s a no brainer. No US president is going to be allowed to ride in an unarmored bus crammed with group of other world leaders. Don’t have to be Secret Service to figure that one out.

But they sure gave the WRX the Crosstrek treatment.  That is way too much cladding for a non soft-roader.

Does it still have fewer horsepower than my LG Washtower?

Pardon me good sir, but this is a donkey.

Here’s the question everyone’s been waiting for the answer for:

It doesn't almost mean shit. It means shit.