Texas is actually old Florida, before Florida became, you know, FLORIDA. Sometime in the 1980s the ascendancy of Florida man was complete and America’s penis became the bastion of batshittery you see today, but before that Texas was a strong contender. 

Texas is becoming the New Florida

Quirk is fine when you’re a little upstart putting Spaceballs references in your cars.

Have you been asleep for the entire life of Tesla? What he is doing is entirely consistent with what he has done all along. He is a real-life supervillian with a Twitter account on a good day, all he is missing is the hairless cat.

Anyone with two thoughts to rub together is just going to head into the office so that they can’t be fired for cause and have problems with unemployment. Tesla’s HR department were probably shaking their heads on reading the email.

I’d love for a day to go by without hearing about this guy.

Maybe they’ll have a fire sale?

Misfortunes of the buyers? The hell you talking about? The 6 is still a nice looking car, similar but nicer looking in my opinion than either the new Sonata or the Accord you propose as alternatives. Other than the relatively small center screen, the 6 has a nice, refined looking interior too. And I say all this…

The Model Y is hideous and not friendly to reintegrating someone to driving with it’s interior layout.

The 6 may be old, but the updates they made in 2018 really made a huge difference, especially with interior materials. When the wife and I were shopping for our last car, it came down to the Honda Accord and the Mazda 6. The build quality of both was great, but the materials in the Mazda were just better at pretty…

Still a good looking, practical sedan and still a good value.

The midsize family sedan market used to be super competitive because everybody and their mother was making them. Now it’s competitive because there aren’t that many buyers to go around. 

Maybe these pics works better for the front end?

“Herbert Diess, the CEO of Volkswagen, evidently has no regrets or second thoughts about continuing to operate facilities in Xinjiang, China — the region home to 12 million Uyghur people facing internment, torture and genocide.”

It's a good thing Acura didn't squander this final moment with an incredibly lazy and overpriced rebadge.

Poor people are crazy, rich people are “eccentric”. /S

See: John DuPont, Howard Hughes, Michael Jackson...

There’s also more money in it for him. The right will throw money at anyone who tells them all the bullshit they believe is true. It literally does not matter who it is or else Trump, Limbaugh, Greene, Carlson, Hannity, and Palin (among many) would have never achieved the relevance they did.

I try to avoid any discussion of Musk, or the stock market, but from the time Twitter announced that Elon would join Twitter’s board (April 5) to right now, Tesla’s shares have dropped from $1,091 to $660 which equates to a $75billion decline in Musk’s (on paper) net worth. Don’t care who you are or how much you have…

Musky is just playing to his base. Whether it’s tech bro dudes or full on MAGAt deplorables, they love them some sexual harassment.

“I can no longer support the world’s most milquetoast party that does barely anything because it’s too divisive. Instead I’ll be joining the literal domestic terrorism murder Handmaid’s Tale party”