That was dam close. 

“Things like cloud-based navigation,”

Dear Jalopnik and G/O Media in general,

This chart came directly from Acura, so of course it is biased, but the “similar spec” line is what they’re banking on people noticing. Adaptive dampers are pretty pricey on some of those cars. 

I heard it wasn’t even really an electric vehicle! Joe just wants to kill the oil industry!

EVs create a unique electronic signature that can be triangulated using 5g. When the fuel combusts in the engine of ICE vehicle it creates counter signals that disrupt 5g. The signal is amplified when the exhaust is routed into the cabin, when the cabin is filled with exhaust fumes it is impenetrable to 5g. Stop the…

Of course the guy in the passenger seat wasn’t driving. That’s ridiculous. It was a remote control truck. Kamala was really driving it from her desk in the Oval Office.

Let me tell you something about this car. There’s a 42 year old dad named Wayne who owns an architectural firm in Asheville who is going to love this. His boys (Bryce and Sebastian) will happily hop in the back on the way to soccer practice. The rear cargo area is perfect for filling up at Whole Foods, and those tie…

I’m 100% the opposite. I’ll take one ... in two to three years. 

Have you seen the resale value of an E class or 5 series? 😆 A five-year old 5 costs less than a Civic. The Genesis can’t be that much worse.

Probably a combination of “Americans don’t buy wagons” (roll-eyes) and CAFE - the fuel economy rules for cars are harsher than for SUV/Trucks, so makes more sense to sell a SUV version.

Their design team is killing it. And that gorgeous interior in an actual color other than grey, black, or beige is such eye candy! Yes please!

Genesis over here trying to emulate BMW and call shit whatever they want to try and wedge in that “sporty” descriptor that marketing foisted upon them and avoid the dreaded “station wagon” name that people stopped disliking twenty years ago now.

Shooting brake - Two doors, long roof
Station wagon - Four doors (or more),…

I’ve done that, HYundai is basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yep. This isn’t a heartwarming tale, this is a damning indictment of our healthcare system and the effects of weak labor protections.

GLC AMG 43s could be right up your alley. Muscular SUV, powerful, not a sedan, extremely attractive. Newer years could be a stretch, but a year or older could be had in the high $50K range.

Keep the SS you moron.

I’m just gonna keep on suggesting this.

I wanna see the Ford Bronco Sport King Ranch Tremor Timberline Raptor