And a couple of Harley Davidsons, never been ridden. 

It wouldn’t be a political post without some ignorant clown pretending both sides are the same.

I feel like they really missed their chance with the naming. It could’ve been “MAGA Klassic Kar Kruise” to really round it out and embrace the culture.

I see what you did there.  

Justin I believe there has been a misunderstanding here. Trail Rated on modern Jeeps simply mean it will safely navigate shopping center parking lots and the occasional drive over a curb or parking block. 

YOU GET A SENTRA! AND YOU GET A SENTRA!

They’ll need to if the band wants to recover from the 25% dip in sales it saw during the first half of the year.

Jalopnik staff, from the 9th-dimension Blog Wormhole stashed inside a long-forgotten BMC Mini concept’s frunk: “Kristen Lee, come back. We even made a We Miss You sandwich”

“72 month financing, does not matter if your upside down in your current car. Here have a sandwich and we can get the paperwork done.”

“The new Škoda Cthulhu runs on economically sourced organic fuel, and will almost never require a virgin sacrifice.”

You would have to pay me to take one.

If Chevy’s “real people” commercials have taught us anything, it’s never underestimate the stupidity of the average buyer.

Rumor has it, Ford won’t even sell you one if you’re wearing the wrong brand of jeans....

As soon as I pay off my Rent-A-Center TV, I’m getting a Bronco Sport!

If you need a 7 year loan to handle a $28,000 car maybe you should rethink your priorities.

Everyone who was planning on buying a used one in 5 years is so upset!

It’s probably because nobody buys manuals. They gave it a manual to shut up all the commenters on car blogs but we still found a way!

I can’t wait to see how GM responds with the Blazer.

No, BMW front seats are now only available through a subscription model. If you stop paying, they become ejector seats.

Now taking bets on “percentage of Tom’s day spent somberly shaking his head at bloviating morons on the internet trying to give poorly-informed financial advice to car buyers.”