Very impressed by the fact that they didn’t take a short cut and just rebadge a Palisade, like GM or Volkswagen would’ve done.

Genesis is super on point. The GV80 looks like a straight up contender for the more high end SUV’s on the market.

Police: “Hey, where you going with that tuba”?

“I am now in Lebanon and will no longer be held hostage by those stupid floating rooflines, CVTs, every boring ass sedan looking like every other boring ass sedan, and a sole sports car offering that’s essentially the same car we released in goddamn 2004!” Ghosn said in a statement.

Don’t. 

Wagon should never be it’s own model, as that’s disastrous for economies of scale. Wagons under this plan would come in compact (Mazda 3 Wagon) and mid-sized (Honda Accord Wagon). 

And what should one do if one desires a lifted sedan coupe with black plastic cladding?

THERE IS NO DEDICATED PURE WAGON ON THIS LIST

Why do you think Audi owes you a cheap wagon? If you want a “cheap” wagon, look at an Alltrack/Golf. Or an A4 Allroad. The previous A6 Allroad started at 42k in 2001. In 2019 dollars thats ~61k. Not that far off this new Allroad’s MSRP. So despite your outrage, I believe you’re wrong about the price. Just because YOU…

Me watching the trailer: “This looks so stupid.”
Also me: signs up for alert when the ticket on sale date is announced.

This movie is going to full of plot holes, inaccuracies, and overall will probably be pretty stupid.

I’ll see it in theaters at least three times, I’m guessing.

Obligatory:

I want to believe no one will buy this, but I know I'll see them everywhere in 3 years. 

Thats an expensive Elantra. At least it comes standard with leather, Android Auto, and Carplay.

A fine looking Kia if you ask me. 

I would put heated steering wheel at the top of that list....a true game changer. 

You forgot “heated steering wheel.”

In b4 all the people who have never owned a car with heated seats (or who bought the base model without them) make a scene about how unnecessary heated seats are.

Things that are “unnecessary” until you live with them and then decide you never want another car without them ever again:
- Heated seats
- Heated mirrors
-…

This is JC. He plays this character for comedy and to elicit exactly the type of reaction here in your article. These types of reactions are the real comedy.

Chadwick, Tunnel Traffic, Corvettes, Father/Son, Instagram....this is peak NJ.  I’m guessing the mom is the second from the left?