This is exciting.... for the 3 people who will buy it. The rest will just buy Q7s and Q8s. 

“Kids, I want you to know right now that college is overrated.”

something something manual.

Awww, did I ‘trigger’ you?  

Fuel economy is a UN plot to take our freedom.

The only person who can stop a bad guy in an SUV is a good guy in an SUV. 

Stand your ground clearance.

If SUVs are outlawed, then only outlaws will have SUVs.

Hey stupid GM auto execs, BROADS SHOULD BE TREATED FAIRLY AT CAR DEALERSHIPS!!!! Why? Profits would go up, engines would run smoother, cars would magically cost $3,000 less if you losers would just treat these tarts like real customers. I wish the filthy lying left shared the tremendous respect I have for all dames…

I thought there was 100% gender equality in the car buying market and everyone gets treated poorly?

Which is why overweight, overwrought 4-door pickups are so bloody popular.

The RAV4 is basically a case study in how to do it right.

Better reliability.  Better interior.  V6 for similar money.

There. Nature. Take a sniff. You’ve seen it. Can we go now? In my Glas 1300GT?

I just don’t get how a $39k Cadillac CT4 gets a 2.0T with 237 hp and 238 lb-ft while my $28k (selling price) Buick TourX gets a 2.0T with 250 hp and 295 lb-ft.
Not that I’m complaining...

“You’re driving it wrong.” - Apple

Bulbghazi

Based on sales figures, I don’t think you have to worry about seeing another Arteon.

When they get caught cheating on headlight tests, what are we going to call it? Because Headlightgate feels a little clumsy. 

Play around too much with the gas pedal and you can make your own brown seats.