Why does every truck need 20' rims these days? 

They’ll let anyone with a driver’s license operate one of those things.

This is Jalopnik, so the answer is always Miata

Same here – house boat. If you wanna park in a cove on Sunday, you better start turning that thing on Saturday.

I think you should apply at a few ad agencies. Or, I think there may be a career in politics for you, if you’re interested. 

Airplane tugs are really sexy.

I’ve seen better:

Thanks, I hate it.

That much practicality will practically tickle your cubic feet.

It’s the perfect synergy of heart-pounding efficiency, earth-friendly performance and soul-stirring cargo space.

Translation:  It’s gooderer.  Or, more gooderer.

But for the same $42K, wouldn’t you really rather just have the V8 GT?

Track owners have renamed that portion of the course, Schadenfreude Corner.

It would seem like Porsche’s...

Impalabu

The Nissan Squirrel with the cheese cloth seats and the two-tone polka dot paint job is an inspired suggestion! That bad boy has 1,500 giant iguanas under the hood so you can pass comfortably and confidently on the mountain roads. The optional gerbil toaster is perfect for the cold Colorado winters and asthmatic bear…

All of them, the good ones, the fast ones. 

Dark horse candidate: Jag XE R Dynamic

Astro, Michelin, Nikola

Why do you need room for 4 if you have no family?