Most 2022 Headline ever...until it’s beaten out by another even more ridiculous one next week.

1st Gear:

As I understand, reservations open March 10th? It’s about damn time Acura releases full specs, pricing and trim info and confirm this.

For anyone curious how the pricing compares to the CX-5 (which was refreshed for ‘22) beyond base price difference of $900-

I must say, the more I look at the new one, the better I like the prior gen

Total Floridaman™️ move.  What will we ever do without these dealers “protecting” us from those big bad middle-men?

Gee, I guess the SEC is the next “Literally Hitler” for this Edgelord. Meme tweet incoming any second now...

I won’t post the obvious one but here are some other hilariously excellent ones from the same movie

Lemme guess, some paltry fine again?

Neat! My nearest Dominos is quite literally just half a mile away so carryout would be so easy plus I get a nice little credit for it. But on the flipside, I’ll have to eat Dominos

Yup, I know it’s on and off. Perhaps it’s the perfect opportunity now for Lincoln to partner with Subway, make an ad with Matthew McConaughey in the Subway drivethru using those sweet sweet MSRP discounts! Win-Win!

How could you guys forget?

The official “I know what I have” car of 2023

Guess Floridaman™️ fucked around and found out

It’s my hunch they will “neither confirm or deny” but are waiting to drop the official announcement right at the time of the new Nissan Z launch

Mazda 3 hatchback (also available in sedan but go for the hatch please)

So Mitsubishi wants us to get excited about what essentially is their take on a 2019 Hyundai SantaFe because now it is #Ralliart?

The biggest competition to this is within the family itself, the newer more “Rugged-Outdoorsy” (That’s what the people want) Subaru-fied CX50 that’s larger insider with pretty much the same drivetrain

“Righteous Wheel Drive is the only way, Fight me!”