Soft landing my ass. At 23 mph, that would be much more than a fender bender in my book. Unless those rockets did a really good job at the last second, that would be one hell of an uncomfortable bump.

Fuck, I just watched this after midnight. That means this Friday will suck balls because Andrew guaranteed this crap is the best thing I’ll hear all day.

Wow! I can’t wait for that contact!

RUD = SNAFU

Which you won’t believe because it’s amazing!

Marketing spin aside, it’s interesting to see Charlie Sheen contrived and embarrassed for his HIV. It’s of course only an almost 3-minute spot, but it seems the penny has dropped for him after the maelstrom of a couple years ago. Surely not a role model, but a fitting spokesperson for condom use.

There’s nothing I want more in the world than to be surrounded by so many sardines in the ocean that it looks like you’re stepping into a magical vortex that’ll transport you to another dimension have a threesome with redhead twins.

I might make one now that you suggested it.

I don’t quite understand what you don’t understand. I’m not automatically interested in every single subject out there, but I do have an interest in some of the stuff I don’t use and have valid opinion about them, there’s no secret there. For instance, I’m not interested in World of Warcraft either and I rarely read…

But then again, if Facebook offers a seamless cloud storage service with a basic account and then decides to force people to install a new app to maintain it, it is an unfair price no matter how low you perceive it to be. And people who hate FB do not automatically love G+ nor feel superior for not being part of…

Fad means what I wanted to say about Facebook. I made a remark explicitly to point out how it’s a peculiar fad, but the way people get surprised/appalled/worked up when I say I don’t have an account is proof it does qualify as a fad.

I knew what the dictionary definition of a fad is when I wrote that. I also know how specific terms can be used slightly out of their original sense given the proper context. Language is flexible like that when properly used.

*yawn*

I had no intention of painting myself as special. All I did was point out that FB was giving me yet one more reason not to join the masses and create an account. You’re the one reading too much into it and — again — making supposedly detrimental assumptions about people you know nothing about.

My peculiar use of fad makes much more obvious sense, but that was amusing.

I’ve already addressed this issue, but thanks for playing along.

You don’t. Which still makes me entitled to post a comment pertaining to the subject of the article venting my very own opinion.

No, by creating a service that users rely on for years and suddenly blackmailing them into downloading yet another data-gathering, likely resource-hogging app to maintain said service. It’s like Ford one day sends you a detailed e-mail telling you how you need to install new stuff in your car in order to be able to…

It’s qualitatively more important that children don’t die from diarrhea than that their parents post their pictures on Instagram. Internet can increase access to education, true, but the reason why many communities suffer from poor sanitation and healthcare, particularly the former, is not because of a lack of skilled…