As if all that trouble was needed. He’ll gladly say absurd shit voluntarily.

Very apropriate of the police to be terrified of that cyclist threat. After all, the USA got its ass kicked hard in Vietnam by charlie riding bikes, you know a trauma like that won’t go away easily.

I’ve laughed harder at other comments, but very few of them.

I’ve laughed harder at other comments, but very few of them.

I’m hiring a personal comment editor, would you like to submit your CV?

Silly you! Trump WILL say anything no matter how outrageous, offensive, or stupid by himself. He doesn’t anybody’s help to make a fool of himself!

You just spared me a virtually identical comment — I was going to reference pots and pans.

You just spared me a virtually identical comment — I was going to reference pots and pans.

It’s more of an anecdote than a joke.

I would’ve made a joke with hip hop, but I’m not cool enough.

Silly farmers! Everyone knows droughts and earthquakes are caused by angels sent by god because they were naugthy and god is vengeful like that!

If only they also figured out how to turn carbon emissions into roll, solving climate change would be one hell of a fun proposition.

Shhhhhhh! In Sploid’s headline-writing rules, it’s perfectly legit to suggest a banal phenomenon disobeys de laws of physics, chemistry, thermodynamics, gravity, or even supply and demand.

I’d give a slight advantage to the blender. The nickel ball did leave dents on the plastic casing, but it took a beating from the blade, which was unscathed. Given enough time, I’d bet the ball would be reduced to dust.

So, where’s the funny animation again?

Every time I see shit like that, this is how I imagine astronomers working:

I could be the kong of the bingo.

Of course, pilots have become so used to drones that they don’t stand out from the landscape anymore, so they are not able to spot them.

I figured it was sarcasm, but you never know when others would read it and take it seriously.

That’s more nitpicking than if you’re picking actual nits.

Get over it.