Shame on you.

And that, kids, is why millenials’ opinion on anything that doesn’t take batteries and/or has a touch interface to it isn’t worth a damn.

Stupid dummies can’t drive for shit.

Back in 1997, during my first year of college when I was one of the very few with a computer and a printer (not to mention a scanner), I became the go-to guy for whoever wanted to give their papers a more professional look — the vast majority of classwork was still turned-in handwritten; the horror.

So this is what they mean by comedians in cars getting coffee.

Android No, Thanks, I’m on a Diet.

I thought Windows was the reason it displayed a blue screen with terrible news at times.

The Simpsons already did it.

It still takes a bit for the reflex to be processed. First, nerve impulses must travel from the eye to the brain, than the situation is perceived as a threat, and finally the nerve impulses must travel from the brain to the legs so your muscles react and get you out of trouble (or not). The animation surely portrays a…

I’m just gonna leave this here...

I’d prefer to have my here all the time (heh) with me than traveling back to the 1980s.

It’s when you use a walkman to play cassete tapes by Bananarama and INXS.

Solar power is a bright idea.

Love myself some witty photoshop.

I’m not in the US, so I couldn’t give a half fuck about this.

What’s this download thing about which you talk? In my time, we traded 5 1/4" floppies to pirate software and content.

Iyotanka!

But it would accumulate flood water at the site and evnetually put out the fire, no? At least, that’s how it works in cartoons, which are great explainers of life.

At first, I thought it was some sort of prank or, perhaps, another kid pushing buttons that has been responsible for the outage. Who’d have imagined that, for once, a weasel was actually a weasel?