truly, we are all magikarp

I’m sure Tesla owners will find this very rebolting.

Monsters have feelings and are often misunderstood. I don’t think it’s fair to compare them to Ann Coulter.

The fuck is this hair:

This is disgusting. I can’t believe in the desperate search for mid-day ratings, a network TV station would air such garbage. I hope more people get angry about this, ugh, Rudy Giuliani, what a waste.

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

#allseatsmatter

Doesn't everyone who climbs Everest get cold feet?

K2 good to be true

Katmandidn’t

You’re actually correct. The problem in this case is that the market is not free enough.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

How crazy would it be if he left a closed-door meeting arm-in-arm with the Mexican president, both of them nodding and weeping? And then President Nieto explains that they will, in fact, finance the wall.

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

I think that’s the point, they want to work for Bernie’s cause, not a bog standard dark politics outfit that bears a resemblance to the cause because of the literature they put out and nothing else.

Mike Pence's mom is still alive!?

I don’t give a fuck about him being an asshole, and I don’t give a fuck that he doped because, as you said, everyone doped.

Which is exactly why the MLS not allowing Minnesota’s team to remain the Loons when they officially join the league sucks.

To celebrate, everyone in the green pool!!!