Which finals? Do they have finals in summer league? The 2035 finals?

since hooters can accomodate their demands.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

I mean, I loled for sure. I just don’t know if this is the best move by a CEO, especially one who sells social media management software!

It’s possible that in the Trump era, my bar for “hostility to the press” has been raised a bit, but this...this made me chuckle.

You misspelled “hot dog fingers.”

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Since I’ve been banned from Jezebel about 3 dozen times for not thinking Hillary Clinton was the greatest presidential candidate since FDR and Lincoln had a love-child...I avoid it nowadays.

things they apparently don’t need: access to healthcare, treatment for std’s, reproductive education, cancer screening, contraceptives, advocates and allies.

Meh. I’m usually not a fan, but I kind of dig this. Standing up for the young dudes. I thought Wade’s comments were much, much worse than this, and I’m glad he got called out for it. Dude barely ever plays defense anymore, and doesnt seem to be making much of an effort to be a mentor, and then blasts all of his…

Here we go with the DEFENSE TRUTHERS.

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

*Sees Noah struggle mightily in the 1st year of a 4 year/72million contract*

As the only certified analrapist in on Deadspin, allow me to respond...Carmelo would be better if instead of orange he wore blue sleeves to match his jersey. He just blue himself.

Not even. The Goo Goo Dolls were a punk-ish Replacements-style outfit turned straight up lite rock that your mom listens to when she fills the hot tub, lights the candles and breaks out the toolbox of dildos. There’s not a single song in their discography that one would honestly call “post-grunge.” They’re not even a…

Damn, I used to do shit like that all the time when I was a kid. Guess I should’ve taken pictures.

GOOD GOD MAN!!!!!

no

If you’re a frequent flier, either get a second set or get something different. They clearly aren’t for everyone or every situation.