LOL, mass food production is not for the faint of heart.

Peeing while standing is probably worth it though, IMHO.

+1 on the spray on stuff. I then use one of the little sunscreen sticks for my face when I don’t have a hat on.

Complete opposite for me here. I am constantly getting on my wife to use sun screen. She burns pretty easy and has a history of skin cancer in her family. I am the one always harping on my wife and kids to put sunscreen on and to reapply it.

NSFW warning next time please!!

That is all.

This, so much of this! These “tournaments” are just a bunch of screwing around. I remember getting dunked on by a guy when I was in 8th grade and it was awesome. I remember playing a team full of kids 4 to 6 inches taller than me and I was 6ft. It was a screw around time. No one cared what the score was, and you just…

I would believe that everything is cooler in the rain, with everything being wet and evaporative cooling and all.

Bald ass tires are inherently dangerous in the rain, not cruise control. If it is a downpour and you can barely see you should probably have the cruise off.

LOL at the idea that the person that crashed that car into the tree like that was only stunned!

LOL @ your F250 when there is this:

Equinoxtreme!

I would love if Christmas got moved to a Sunday every year. Sure it misses the point of the Christian version of the holiday, but who really celebrates that part of it anymore anyways?

LOL at leftover fireworks!

Dressing up in a costume at work is fucking stupid. Even when I was stuck in a cubicle farm and could dress up, I never did. I have always put on a costume when going trick-or-treating with my kids, or if the wife and I went out or to a party. 

They should move it to the end of summer because it is often too cold in WI for quality trick-or-treating.

Ugghh my wife thinks that ribs need to be “fall off the bone” when I smoke them. It drives me nuts, because they pull right off but there is a little residue left on them. It takes a little effort to get the meat off, but it is so worth the smoke flavor. I tell her that she is welcome to boil them and slather them in…

If you aren’t sure it is a fake, ask them a couple details from it. I never remembered the address on my fake ID’s. If you ask someone to verify their address and they can’t, then you know. I am mid 30's now and I seem to get carded more now than I did when I was 16. I never mind getting my ID out because it is…

The women’s team brings in more money than the men’s team.

Should make it easier, actually. You start talking about Gary only getting the job because he has dirt on his uncle. Continue with seeing Gary at the bar all the time sloppy drunk blabbing about his uncle. Then you just drop a half-drunk fifth of cheap vodka in his desk and tell HR you smell alcohol on Gary’s breath.…