No toilet paper with a bidet? But how does one dry off one’s undercarriage after it gets power-washed?

No toilet paper with a bidet? But how does one dry off one’s undercarriage after it gets power-washed?

Wisconsin’s mascot is a badger, not a seal.

Or the commenters who automatically assume Drew is a fan of their team’s division rival

Why is the Olympic soccer tournament considered “meager” competition? On paper it sounds like it should be on par with the World Cup or Euro tourneys (happens once every 4 years, some of the best national teams in the world) but obviously that isn’t the case. Is it that all the other events steal news coverage/airtime…