There are 4 sizes for most drinks at Starbucks. 

Wishing financial ruin and unemployment upon a whole bunch of people for the holiday season because you didn’t like an extremely mild joke seems like a pretty mean-spirited thing to put out into the world, Penguin.

I don’t understand why a vegan would go to a non vegan restaurant and expect them to whip up vegan cake.

Thanks for posting this!

“Dear Salty, why does human nature exist and why doesn’t it consistently cater to my insecurities?”

“What irks me is the absolute and total disrespect for a police officer who, instead of being home with family and enjoying a meal and a football game, is patrolling his little town...”

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

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Arrive early, take your full 1 hour lunch and leave early everyday.

This is almost as evil as having autoplay videos in each and every article.

He’s in Seattle. NYC matters even less than usual.

If that is the worst mistake I make today - well then I’m ok with that.

Sounds like Bird and Lime don’t like having their business model disrupted.

You may be an extrovert, but damn it, learn to use paragraph breaks! My eyes glazed over partway through, not because it wasn’t a good point, but because I struggled with staying on the correct line.

This is the Chris Davis of takes. At one point people thought it was good, and in certain contexts it was great, but it just keeps getting trotted out there whether it makes sense or not.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I forgot:

Yes, this article is completely wrong.

It’s an nice thought, as if pay paying on a particular day, you could save money. If only it were that easy. :)

“social signalling aspect” ... oh come the fuck on.

-Keep an ice chest with beer within arms reach of the couch.
-UberEats
-High five the mail person on the daily
-Become friends with the neighborhood squirrel bully. He’s just misunderstood.