You don’t care what your husband thinks about kids?

That is a Pacific Razor clam. I dig for those all the time at Grayland, WA. Geoducks are more phallic.

This so perfectly combines my two fandoms: NFL and Star Wars.

This item will save me exactly no time because I have literally never cleaned a microwave. Yes, it is disgusting in there.

This item will save me exactly no time because I have literally never cleaned a microwave. Yes, it is disgusting in…

There are only a few comments a person can make that place an upper bound on the respect I can have for them. “I don’t do <name of some thing or activity>,” is one of them.

Aren’t the Cleveland Indians the Cleveland Browns of baseball?

Ashley:

Angle the arm makes through the throwing motion.

Northwestern: Notable alumnus: Michael Wilbon

I know we collectively care not one iota, but someone from Spokane is a Spokanite. Source: my birthplace.

I love how Collinsworth was just guffawing as commentary during the play.

Broccoli stems too. Shredded or in julienne, they make a great addition to a slaw.

This is beautiful. In high school I loved Friday and Saturday nights so I could stay up late enough to watch these two geniuses on their respective shows.

My library system offers training and certification in Microsoft products also. Not just Office, but things like SQL Server too.

Another amazing service is that you can check out cookbooks. There goes your Blue Apron subscription.

To be fair, like 99.72% of men hanging out at playgrounds alone are up to no good.

I ran some code to test this hypothesis:

WE WORK HARD AND WE PLAY HARD!

Where is his pouch full of like 30 different kinds of nails and screws?

Cat’s paw. You use it to remove nails. No one likes to admit its importance in your bags.