Another amazing service is that you can check out cookbooks. There goes your Blue Apron subscription.

To be fair, like 99.72% of men hanging out at playgrounds alone are up to no good.

I ran some code to test this hypothesis:

WE WORK HARD AND WE PLAY HARD!

Where is his pouch full of like 30 different kinds of nails and screws?

Cat’s paw. You use it to remove nails. No one likes to admit its importance in your bags.