I want to see a Stuff videogame. It's basically just Resident Evil 4 with Michael Moriarty vs. hillbillies and suburbanites that explode into goo monsters.

Best drinking game ever: get a bunch of different awful hobo wines (Thunderbird, Night Train, MD 20/20, etc.) and chug* whenever somebody melts.

"Nobody is as stupid as I appear to be."

My wife and I watch a lot of horror and genre cinema, and this got the biggest negative reaction out of her by far. (Even more than Irreversible.) Something about how the filmmakers' (and by extension, audience) are drawn further and further into culpability as the film progresses turned her stomach in a way that more…

It's also the reasoning behind every intentional mass poisoning of random people, like that one time that someone actually tried to put poison in Halloween candy.

It's also the reasoning behind every intentional mass poisoning of random people, like that one time that someone actually tried to put poison in Halloween candy.

I really hope "Mythmaking for self-satisfied sociopaths" ends up on the back of the Blu-ray.

I really hope "Mythmaking for self-satisfied sociopaths" ends up on the back of the Blu-ray.

I remember the initial (non-flying) Queen figure was kind of dumb looking (though squeezing under her crown to make the inner jaw fly out was kind of brilliant), but when I got the Alien Queen Hive playset for Christmas and she was properly lanky and spindly I'm fairly certain pure joy sprayed out of my orifices.…

I remember the initial (non-flying) Queen figure was kind of dumb looking (though squeezing under her crown to make the inner jaw fly out was kind of brilliant), but when I got the Alien Queen Hive playset for Christmas and she was properly lanky and spindly I'm fairly certain pure joy sprayed out of my orifices.…

The '90s Aliens figures were apparently based on an ill advised cartoon adaptation of the franchise that thankfully never made it passed the pilot stage. (And the pilot hasn't even been leaked onto the internet, if you can believe that.)

The '90s Aliens figures were apparently based on an ill advised cartoon adaptation of the franchise that thankfully never made it passed the pilot stage. (And the pilot hasn't even been leaked onto the internet, if you can believe that.)

This list could be expanded to literally every direct-to-video horror film since the advent of Photoshop.

This list could be expanded to literally every direct-to-video horror film since the advent of Photoshop.

If I remember correctly, the first couple of Goosebumps books were way darker than the rest of the series. (Parents getting killed off and whatnot.)

If I remember correctly, the first couple of Goosebumps books were way darker than the rest of the series. (Parents getting killed off and whatnot.)

It's definitely his most outright scary work. ('Colour,' I mean)

It's definitely his most outright scary work. ('Colour,' I mean)

Oh man. I think you just shorted out my Nostalgia circuits. That was one of my favorite books as a kid and I almost completely forgot about it until now.

Oh man. I think you just shorted out my Nostalgia circuits. That was one of my favorite books as a kid and I almost completely forgot about it until now.