“Hey, look, there’s something free. Let me complain about other things which are not free! Because even though there are people working to make stuff, only I should determine the appropriate amount of profit they are allowed to make. Argle bargle!”

Wow this list must have a personal bias.. how does magikarp beat Garydos?

“Oh geez Rick, I don’t think it’s okay to fight alternate versions of myself, you know?”