This guy is a living, breathing American tragedy and I just hope he finds peace in some form before he hurts himself or anyone else.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

The Deadspin staff has more people who can dunk than homer, this is an ironclad confirmation that it’s dunk.

There’s absolutely no way it’s homer. I know people who played minor league ball and they have all said unless you played in college you have zero chance of hitting the ball more than about 175' with a wooden bat. Or, more eloquently, you could maybe crank one out of a little league field if you hit it straight at the…

There are way more tall people in the world who only have to jump upwards a couple of feet, compared to people who have the strength, hand-eye coordination, and technique to hit a baseball high and far enough over a fence.

I imagine there are more reasonably athletic tallish people out there who can elevate enough to dunk badly than people with the combination of technique and strength to jack a donger.

You don’t owe your company shit. Take your time off. If they can’t find someone to fill your role while you’re gone that’s entirely their problem. If they threaten to fire you for taking the time off then you shouldn’t want to work for them anyway as they apparently do not respect you or your personal life.

Hell, that second response is harsh.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

50/50 on whether or not he is joking

but he smiled when he played baseball

I agree that it’s not fair. But it sure is fun!

Don’t want to be stream sniped? Change your delay time to 5+ mins while playing competitive. Sure this creates a challenge in interacting with fans, but not an overcomeable one, and — come on — if prizes are on the line, players need to prioritize.

“The year before that they was wearing trash bags”

Weed Believe.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

Which would be the correct answer.

I was prepared for this to be a “Short Debate” article that simple said, “Don’t.”

Where the fuck is Randy Johnson?! SAVE US, RANDY!