Goldman’s dilemma (research by Australian physician Robert Goldman): Would you take a drug that would guarantee overwhelming success in sport, but cause you to die after five years? A 2012 survey at an elite-level track and field event in USA showed if the proposed drug were legal but deadly, around 6% would take it.

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There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

Somewhere, someplace, a drunk, homeless, Dennis Mersereau calls out: “DAMN YOU DENTON! THIS WAS MY TIME! ! MY TIME TO SHINE!”

Not good news for the staff of Electoral College Gameday.

We should refrain from political editorializing, personal attacks or “drive-by” comments regarding the candidates and their campaign...

Jesus Christ. Is boner kid dancing with Brienne of Tarth?

Came to the comments looking for someone to mention it. Professor Asshat has probably been doing this for many semesters just for boring party convo fodder.

That professor’s just cripping the Prisoners Dilemma to look smart.

16. spend the savings running around like an asshat to three different stores stocking up on bombers/singles/sixes, cases, and hard stuff. Every. Single. Week.

“Too close for missiles {rolls up sleeves of Affliction t-shirt and flexes} — switching to guns!”

Behold hand-crafted teacups, and copper mugs filled with hot mulled wine,

The thing I find most upsetting about this (and there are a lot of things) is that evidently in this idiot’s mind “refugee” is now synonymous with “terrorist”.

If there is one group of people opposed to invaders showing up and taking over a country, it is Vikings fans.

In an effort to minimize the negative impact and what otherwise could have been a really fun day, you should’ve redirected your attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

This joke is so subtle - I hope more folks can catch ‘er in the wry

Baker was so unaware of the alleged Chapman incident that he wrapped up his press conference by announcing that if no one had any more questions, he would be leaving in order to make it on time to tonight’s John Lennon concert.

Of course Baker was unaware of the alleged Chapman incident. Aroldis isn’t known for his hitting.

“firing eight shots. Seven went into the garbage, while an eighth was fired out the window and into a field. ”