I agree that eating by yourself is all about confidence!

Totally agree with everything you said. Solitary dining out is a wonderful experience.

I love dressing up (or staying dressed up from work) and going to a nice restaurant for dinner by myself. I'll go with my girlfriend, too, but you bring a nice book or newspaper, or even bring in a small laptop, sit down, put your stuff all over the other side of the two-top, and just relax and feast and read and…

You used the word "advent" in reference to chestnut praline lattes, but did not mention the original, original front in this battle … ADVENT! Four weeks is plenty of preparation for Christmas. Plus, if you buy your tree too early, it will dry out and catch fire before Epiphany. (YOU HEARD ME! EPIPHANY!)

Fred Fired: [opens new Word document]

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by inconsistent suspensions. Who's gonna do it? You? You, DeMaurice Smith? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Janay Palmer and you curse the Ravens. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not…

I guess Goodell will finally understand what it's like to be forced into something without his consent.

a botched containment job at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital

Making contact with the ball is not the same thing as recording a base hit. A base hit is when a batter hits the ball into fair territory and reaches first base safely without the benefit of an error or fielder's choice. Hitting the ball to a fielder for an out, as in the play above, is not a hit.

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That was a first...someone looking like such an asshole that Joe West looks like the good guy.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

You call this a story? Please. Nothing but dickbait.

Dogging Esurance's complaint line isn't enough of a punishment for this kind of dunky advertising. Dearly, these dueless downs need to get dubbed where it hurts.

Well, you know what they say: dose, but no cigar.

"They were having those dangerous collisions at the plate. What have you not seen this year? One of those collisions."

Only question I want the umpires to answer is why don't they enforce any of the rules already on the books that would reduce the amount of time between actual baseball being played.

Aren't these new commenting rules supposed to prevent us from watching gifs of girls hurling nasty shit?

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

One 'defuses' a controversy to quell it; if one 'diffuses' a situation, that means one spread it around.