Came for condiment puns. Was not disappointed.

Not that I support Raheem’s argument, but by the very nature of a capital market, the market price is the prevailing rate for an item (in this case, a food service worker). So if everyone else is paying 15k, then that’s the market rate. If the Harvard workers want to say that it costs a lot more money to live…

Actually, I’m not sure she did (admittedly did not read the linked story). Based on the wording above, I read that Baylor offered her 1.5m + 50k specifically for confidentiality. She retaliated with 2m, but might not have guaranteed her confidentiality...

I feel like if we were all the gentlemen that we claim to be in the MLB, and we all played the game The Right Way, either the batter or the Indians manager should’ve manned up and said, “Nah guys, it was a foul, lets keep at this, everyone go back to your bases.” And called it a day.

My wife and I have (for 8 years now) battled over loading the dishwasher because I grew up as a kitchen appliance sales person. Samsung actually includes this handy diagram in the user manual, which I tauntingly shoved in her face when we got our newest dishwasher. I felt vindicated. This is THE proper way to load a…

Its a hick thing. Can confirm.

Thats what Tesla’s Autopilot is for though! /sarc

Yes, but no other auto maker bills themselves / operates first and foremost as a technology company. Despite only being a single accident, and despite not having all the details about it yet, the fact that the accident may have been caused by a product defect (which is presumably defected across all of the products…

Nahhh, this is the former, for sure. $2.48 million among 8 plaintiffs, that works out to a little more than $300,000 per woman. This is simple hush money. After taxes, and paying off presumable student loans, these women will be left with a meesley $50-100k for being raped and then told by the University that they…

The worst part about these states with the fucked up liquor laws is that these are absolutely the states where people are like, “Don’t you tread on my Freedoms! Guns?! Heck yes! Smog-checks?! Heck No, I don’t need the government telling me if my car is safe to drive!” But fucking bring up Sunday liquor sales and its…

These “cross-over” posts are fantastic. First with Tom Ley doing fashion reviews and now with Hamilton’s auto review... Can we get one of you guys to do an explainer on the applicability of DNA computing in everyday life or something?

Buffalo has nothing at all, unless you count AFL titles (and I don’t, because fuck pre-Super Bowl championships). They also lack an MLB or NBA franchise, which means they have to put all their hopes into the Bills and Sabres, which is something you never do.

As a resident of the state, this shitbag will definitely satisfy Alabama. He is, in all honesty, the DA we (and Louisiana) deserve.

Awesome limerick! Really tied up the post nicely.

+COTD