You may have noticed that Disney clears the same amount Netflix made in income last year with one movie’s box office. And they do that multiple times a year (three times last year, and a number of flicks that got halfway there). And easily clears Netflix’s entire revenue stream in a year off theatrical showings alone.…

Heck, the world is very different than it was in the 80s and 90s, when streaming wasn’t even yet a possibility and most TVs were still under 40". Who knows, maybe we always wanted to watch movies and entertainment in our homes and only were waiting for the possibility?

“Some if you will die on the battlefield of another unnecessary foreign war!” Encouraging speech, Mike.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

This broadly speaks to one of my pet peeves in life: Don’t talk to me the first time like you’ve already told me three times. In any situation. The flight attendant should start off with a polite but firm “I understand that you’re joking, but federal regulations forbid me from giving free alcohol for any reason, so…

I just had an an encounter not unlike this one. Only it was with a nurse, over the phone, trying to get my THREE DAY LATE chemo drug sent to the pharmacy. She is very young too, and I’m sick of these ‘children’ getting all ‘extra’ when they aren’t in complete control of a situation. They don’t know how to handle even…

How would this differ from a security camera installed at the entrance to your house?

One of the dealership employees might even deliver your food...in your car. Cuz moonlighting 

Officer: ‘Do you know why I pulled you over today, sir?’

Because no one gives a fuck about something a million other people on the planet do. I mean I’m a certified professional engineer myself. If I decided to buy a motorcycle why the fuck should anyone care? Why the fuck should anyone want to read an article about my new passion for motorcycles, and furthermore why the…

I didn’t assume anything. I know for a fact that Ryan Reynolds is better at acting than whatever you consider your talents to be. His talents generate millions of dollars in revenue. Yours don’t. You do not deserve the level of success this man does.

That’s a promise.

I don’t either for that matter. There’s a Scion in…

you misheard.

“When I’m in a car, I can’t wait to get there. When I’m on a bike I can’t wait to not get there”.

He wants his journeys on motorcycles to last as long as possible because he loves riding them. What’s so hard to understand?

More people should learn to just ignore the things I do that they hate.

Although you make a valid point, considering how much celebrities have to pay for insurance just to ride a motorcycle is enough for me to give them some credit. I believe Eugene Mcgregor was paying $250,000 a year for multi-million dollar insurance policy to cover the costs of movie delays if he was to be injured.…

Ryan Reynolds is literally better than you in every conceivable way. He is more successful than you’ll ever be, he has more money that you’ll ever dream of having, his wife is a beautiful goddess the likes of which you’ll never come close to attaining, he is better looking than you, he’s probably taller than you, he’s…

Because no one makes really nicely shot videos about why normal people ride and because his lot in life hammers home the point nicely. AND BECAUSE I LOVE HIM, OKAY?

THEY DONT KNOW ITS ME IF I WEAR A HELMET