It is NOT a strip club.

Maybe it's wishful thinking, but I expect anybody and everybody within this administration - at least when it comes to the high-ranking ass-kissers at the cabinet level - will be political pariahs. 

This town is full of them.

There has to be more coming. I can’t imagine SDNY would grant Weisselberg and Pecker immunity just to use them as witnesses against Cohen. It would make no sense to use high-ranking employees of corporations to pin crimes on some sleazy lawyer / taxicab medallion owner, considering how big of a deal it would be that a…

To be fair, I feel bad for Congressmen because they basically have two homes - one in the district they’re representing, then one in DC. DC rent isn’t cheap, either. (Assuming they’re not one of those assholes living in their office.)

I’m not a lawyer, but the way I read the judge’s decision, the NDA only covers disparagement of Trump & family & companies (and some other areas that don’t matter in this case). It doesn’t say anything about, say, claiming harassment (or “disparagement” if you’re the asshole doing the harassing) by employees other…

Russell Wilson would definitely thank God and nanobubbles for the protection.

Dane Cook is not in this category.

“Traitor” has a ring to it.

I know it’s splitting hairs with this turd, but:

I understand your point, and agree wholeheartedly that he lives - THRIVES - on the attention he receives. I so long the day when he will be just a horrible nightmare that we’ve gotten over as a country.

... performs pro-bono real-estate work for his friends.

I think there was also overhauling the entire government IT department; the opioid crisis was his department for a minute before it was passed to Kellyanne; “Office of American Innovation,” which sounds like Silicon Valley disruption; and just a general overhaul of the entire government.

Replace “Trump” with “W,” and “wall” with “war” or “recession.”

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But how else will he get his intelligence briefing?

Counterpoint:

I don’t understand the waiting at this point. If she was super gung-ho about #BeBest, traveling the country multiple times a week, pushing her anti-bullying campaign harder than she’s working to convince us she’s happy, I’d get it - try to build out a #brand on your own, outside of your orange husband.

Except the NFL is still making all the money, and now it knows it. 

I can think of a few owners that would try...