I had to check Wikipedia to confirm this was not some sort of Onion-like parody...

It’s like the Dream Team except instead of great basketball men it’s great assholes.

At this point I think it would be more likely that the Intergalactic Senate block his appointment than the US one.

Like certain turds it seems they refuse to go down the drain.

Y’all I am trolling Twitter to clapback at the Trump supporters who wanted to drain the swamp. Life is good the gods have blessed us!

Romney may be the first reasonable candidate that Trump has proposed. He’s a Republican, but at least he’s intelligent, sane, and responsible unlike the motley group of idiots and lunatics that have been mentioned as possible candidates for various positions.

It really makes you appreciate the situation we’re in when you’re actually hoping for Mitt Romney.

I think the federal government is more like a bus that will explode if it goes under 50mph. And Obama is Keanu Reeves and we’re Sandra Bullock. And Donald Trump is Dennis Hopper.

It kind of makes me feel like our parents are getting divorced, Obama’s our real dad, and we have to go live with our drunk, grabby, step-dad. Real dad is trying to make us feel better about it, but we know step-dad is going to get trashed and hit on our under-age best friend. And by that, I mean round up muslims and…

Counterpoint: SURE AS FUCK IS, MAN.

The Love Boat full of Captain Stubings and Charos.

I really respect President Obama, but I think one of his challenges is assuming that everybody is as measured and reasonable as he is.

Can we start a foundation for women who have to travel for abortions that pays for the cost of transport, accommodation, medical costs, child care, and lost wages? Because I want to do that!

Absolutely. The Slot has been a gift.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Agreed. Too many people seem to believe that having the Right Feelings is the same as fighting for progress.

Coming from someone with a family that sounds very much like yours, my advice is to pick your battles wisely. When they’re going full crazy, I ignore it. You can’t reason with full crazy. When they make offhand comments stating things that are easily proved wrong or simply say something bigoted, I confront them as…

We won’t see a presidential press conference of this caliber once Trump takes over.

CALL THEM ANYWAY.

Harry Reid is supposedly addressing this on the floor tomorrow.