Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

Except most of these pictures come from Harris County where democrats swept local office in the last election and Hillary Clinton won comfortably.

I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

I remember going to the gym the morning after this happened, and watching it unfold on one of the TVs there. A senior citizen decided he needed to tell me, quite loudly, that this was some sort of divine retribution for sin. I told him, just as loudly, that it’s fortunate most of his generation is in the process of…

Oh my God. Stop pretending to care about the safety of women. If you really cared about the safety of women, you’d open more Planned Parenthood clinics so women can have access to health care, birth control and safe abortions!

Jane Fonda to play Sally Yates!

They’ll have to interview President Yates and find out.

It won’t be possible to tell a believable movie out of the past two years. It would have to be toned down just so that people would find it plausible.

fucking right though

One of the most astounding, in a horrific sense, things that Trump has accomplished in a mere 3 months, is that he’s given legitimacy to the DPRK propaganda machine.

Gives another meaning to the phrase “let them eat cake”.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

If you live in Washington state, Minnesota, Alaska, Hawaii or Idaho, Planned Parenthood can diagnose your UTI and prescribe antibiotics via video chat. They have an app that connects you to the doctor and will bill your insurance. Or you pay $25 without insurance. Within four hours of that, oh this is probably really…

Well not really, plain old soap isn’t going to kill e-coli, toilet paper definately won’t, and there’s no way in hell I’m bleaching my vagina. Motion and sweat will cause bacteria to move around in both genders, and even the cleanest woman in the world can’t escape the fact that the vagina and the anus are only…

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

Hah, I remember this. And having a conversation with my friends about it to see how they fell along the wash/no wash lines. Apparently we’re all dirty bitches because no one took the “must separately and thoroughly wash legs” route.

When will white people address their culture of violence?

My elementary school-aged daughter has decided that all traditional pants are “terrible” and “make my belly hurt” and will only wear elastic-waisted leggings/stretch pants/knits. She wants comfort as she tree-climbs, karate-kicks, and army-crawls her way through 1st Grade and I cannot blame her.

Oh, my pleasure! Here’s a bonus round.