This is really funny and really Brownsy. But I think the best part is that there was a moment where some junior sleuth who interns for the Browns looked at an Instagram post by a Cleveland DJ and exclaimed, “We got you, you son of a b***h!” and then excitedly picked up his phone.

We were almost there. 

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Didn’t you read the article? Of course this is not Blake Bortles, this is Gardner Flint Minshew II.

Yeah, and who needs to read the details about the teams playing and where they were playing anyways!!

This. I’m shocked I had to go so far down the comments to find someone mentioning this. WTabsoluteF?

Someone brought a casket to the tailgate? WTF?!

You know exactly why this happened and it wasn’t because of your jersey

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Not surprising. Mike Scott is well trained in the art of Pennsylvania fisticuffs.

Congratulations, Bianca!

Sorry about your nephews; I hope they stay safe and healthy. As a token of goodwill, please accept this handful of punctuation marks to use as you see fit:

Can you please...for the love of all things holy or otherwise...use punctuation? I’m not even mad, it’s just depressing at this point.

If a teenager dying makes it a bad idea, then we are in trouble. No driving, no cross country, no hiking, no video games, no bicycling, no cooking. Better never do anything at all.

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

Great screengrab, with the stakes and timing, this might actually be the best outfield assist I’ve ever seen. What a throw.

Red Sox manager Alex Cora called the decision to wave Devers around “a great send” by third base coach Carlos Febles, and whether you agree or not, surely we can all agree that it was gutsy as shit and it led to a badass ending to a baseball game.

This is fucking sad but this is the low key racism that goes on everyday in America. So I’m a black dude with dreads, work in IT. Luckily I work for a cool company now that doesn’t care how I wear my hair but coming out of college I had dreads down to my shoulders. I thought it was odd that I was having all these…

What form is the word “boss” in the following sentence?