Well...you’re gonna have to delay it indefinitely and wonder why shootings keep happening regardless.

How about “Math Nagy”?

Actually, they probably WOULD say those things, and be just as unfunny doing so.

Isn’t a more rational explanation that Diaz has gotten a little unlucky and has a so-so defense behind him? Because his ERA is almost a full run worse than his FIP and he’s had FIP’s in the 4.00+ region before so it feels like a much more “rational” explanation is just the sort of ups and downs that can happen to a…

He looks like a wannabe Donald Trump Jr. 

i don’t get the joke

Egregious oversight.

The Sandlot.

Earlier this year I was at Globe Life and someone was screaming bloody murder to TAKE YOUR HATS OFF! during -God Bless America-

I was at an Indians game either last year or the year before and a dude started yelling at me to take off my sunglasses for the national anthem.  I wish I was lying.

“Bat flip of the year???”

I’m sorry, but this is part of what’s wrong with baseball. Next time they should put it in his ear!

I’m sure everybody feels sorry for them.  It’s been over nine months since they won a championship.

Gotta give it to him on the technique. Uses canine teeth to puncture can to avoid fumbling with car keys, assumes proper stance as to not spill beer down jersey, pops top, drops left hand covered in beer to avoid dripping beer down the arm, crushes can for maximum flow. 5 seconds flat from catch and release.

Just to clarify from someone who has been staked before:

Those damn nets are getting in the way of the players getting snacks during the game

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

This one takes a second.

Even sadder is that he didn’t pass due to the last question, that was always meant more as a joke.