I don’t know how she did the X on the hand thing. But for the switched cards in mouth thing, she changed his signed card for a presigned card by her (sleight of hand). Then she just swapped out the newly signed card by her for his (sleight of hand) before folding it and putting it in her mouth.

Don’t forget “New England’s Rising Star!” For the past two decades. In which it hasn’t risen at all.

the best part is they can rename the executive washroom Elton’s John

Did Ryan Fitzpatrick go to Harvard? Had no idea. 

When tables are outlawed, only outlaws will have tables.

Bad News EMS is also the name of my new start-up that is really going to disrupt the ambulance/paramedic service area.

only thing he is proving is he will be poorer than he would have been if he showed up and how little need there is to over pay for a RB in today’s NFL.  Conner took all that leverage away Sunday. 

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

“To be completely honest, I forgot the story I was making up mid-sentence and I still need to say words to complete this sentence and there you go I feel like this is enough words to count as an explanation,” said the woman.

Well, I guess that’s one way to get to 12% annual growth...

This is literally the answer in EVERY civil suit. Seriously, anyone who has ever read the answer to a civil complaint knows the initial response is always any damages were caused by the plaintiffs. 

This “blame” is a stock standard affirmative defense. It’s automsticaly included in any responsive pleading where it’s remotely possible because if not raised it’s waived.  It would be malpractice not to include it.  It doesn’t mean it’s an actual argument that’s being raised.  

For the same reason you don’t automatically lose your license if you get into a fender bender. Accidents happen, especially when you’re hurling a baseball harder than man was intended to throw near, but not at somebody 60 feet away. Players might start leaning in to any inside pitch whenever an ace was on a roll,…

It’s okay. My wife won’t let our cat wear a Serena Williams suit, either.

Back at the beginning of baseball (late 1800s), there were no outfield stands. So people used to take blankets and picnic baskets out there to watch the game. Soon, they had people wandering all over the field, disrupting play. So they made a rule that only people wearing a uniform could be on the field. And the rule…

The coaches (hitting coach, pitching coach, etc.) do coach the players on what to do. The manager is more responsible for managing the logistics of his team, lineup/pitching changes, etc.

No worries. You can put ketchup on your shirt — but not on a hot dog.

This high-quality and very humorous post is subtle enough that I almost felt bad for a moment about constantly making jokes about people from Indiana.  That moment has passed, mind you, and so I won’t stop, but this was damn good and I want you to know that.

I live in Indianapolis and am a born & raised Hoosier. It’s completely unfair to make generalizations about the entire state. My best friend is a not-racist & I even dated a girl once who wasn’t racist...my parents completely supported that, too!