You’re cherry picking the SI rankings. Of various major rankings publications/websites, SI was the only one to have Mahomes ahead of Trubisky and the only ones to have Trubisky lower than 3. Several had DeShone Kizer ahead of Mahomes!

This is exactly who I thought of!

Has the coach offered any [fictional] reason that Williams was dismissed from the team?

I thought the Colts offensive line is good now? Like...actually very good?

There are no plaintiffs in criminal cases.

Are we sure Brady didn’t steal that from Cam Newton’s locker and that Brady’s just messing with Cam? I dare you to google “Cam Newton hat.”

It’s not just limited to being all about Devin Booker. It’s apparently further limited to being all about Devin Booker’s isolation game.

Same experience with my wife this past winter. Low expectations were greatly exceeded.

Brown’s frustrated with the league, and for good reason: The NFL hadn’t banned or even tested his preferred model until he made an issue of it this summer, meaning that every other NFL player with a helmet older than a decade, including Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady, had one-year grace periodsto [sic] find new models…

The contract he signed with the team in March 2018 was for three years and worth $22.5 million, but with only $16 million guaranteed.

Wow I had never seen this before. Those calls are unbelievably bad! I can only assume Atlanta fans sued the umpire and MLB. Also, this reminded me how stacked those Braves teams were.

As discussed in the article, it’s mostly alphabetical...

If Duke Johnson plays 10 games for Houston, the Browns will owe them a third-rounder. It’s like every draft pick they now hold is shit they found in Sashi Brown’s office drawer that they wanna send back.

Well in this case, the kid is world famous from the championship so I assume it’s not too difficult to find his address via google.

I’m not a Giants fan, but I was actually going to say that 4 of those 5 passes were actually pretty good.

Maybe I’m a dork, but my bluetooth headset was inexpensive, and is honestly much more comfortable and convenient than holding a phone to my head while driving. Ironically, it also affords me the opportunity to view emails and text messages that pop up on my phone while driving AND talking on the phone. ALSO, I feel…

“He’s pitching so poorly the rational explanation is that he’s being paid off to pitch bad on purpose.”

I see Swarzak said “Murder is illegal yet there’s thousands each year” which is the old “criminals don’t follow the law” argument against new gun control laws. I always find that argument particularly ridiculous because the next logical step in that discussion is, “If murderers don’t follow the law, why bother making…

Excellent breakdown. I have only seen a few “bite the can” shotguns. I am in awe and now required to root for Mayfield.

(a) This is a year (or two) late.
(b) It doesn’t matter how bad you are when you are the defending World Champions.
(c) No one whines about a team overspending when they DON’T win.