As a latin american, I should be offended someone is misrepresenting Futbol.

My husband likes shopping and I hate it. I go directly to and get the few things I/we need, and he wants to inspect the entire store to see if they have anything interesting. It makes me crazy. 100% would prefer to spend my time playing video games. But I guess those throw pillows he found were nice.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

Florida. Why’d it have to be Florida?

Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.

I think when the 2 Corinthians walked into a bar, they changed that.

Good thing the kitten wasn’t found by an aircraft mechanic, or we would only know about it from the gripe sheet.

Justin Bieber took a break from his usually spirited show to tackle one of the most popular memes going around the Instagrams these days—standing still in one place exhibiting little-to-no energy while music plays

I see the problem. He was trying to turn right.

I want to be in the gay mafia!

It’s times like this I really wish that there WAS a Gay Mafia, and that their Beverly Hills chapter could make her life a living hell.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

Good thing the car didn’t uddersteer.

That would have been cowtastrohphic.

The venn diagram between 50+ year-old Japanese businessmen, people on twitter, and people who don’t take themselves too seriously is 3 circles loosely held together by this one guy.

The Sony exec seems to have a good sense of humor about the whole thing, changing his Twitter profile to read “50-something year-old man” and include a still from the show of him playing Space Invaders.

FORCE UNLEASHED!

Something... something... disturbance, something... something.. pants.

"Using the beer my uncle brews to cool a car would be much better than drinking it. Seriously it sucks donkey dick." - Walter White Jr.