this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Incidentally, “Open up, motherfucker, Bear’s here.” is how Coach Bryant used to begin his recruiting pitch.

BENGOALZI

Caps don’t get out of the second round? That’s the first normal thing that’s happened in DC since Inauguration Day...

I’d like to agree with you that she got what she deserves, but she appears to have made it out of the building as a billionaire with the power to ruin a generation of schoolchildren.

I know most of her ideas about how to properly educate American children are really dumb, but jesus christ, how fucking stupid does she have to be to think that this was going to go well for her?

Between sharks having no concept of Twitter or the English language and wolves having no thumbs and no Pro Bowl appearances, I’ve learned a lot about animals in 2017.

Counterpoint: Yes it fucking is.

And isn’t that logic alone alarming? A concussion can occur even if the head doesn’t strike anything, but is jarred in some way. Padded outfield walls cause can cause concussions, and those certainly have more give then hockey boards. Human to human contact can cause concussions. Heading a soccer ball can cause…

Except what he’s saying is that we’ll pull a guy to go through protocol if he hits his head on the ICE, but not the BOARDS. Which is patently ridiculous- if the guy took a head impact, check him, whether he hit the boards, ice, elbow of another player, or tried to butt heads with the zamboni mountain-goat style. That…

Daly’s comment makes MY brain hurt. Ice causes concussions, the boards don’t? Are you fucking dense? That’s one of the single dumbest things I have ever heard a human being utter in my life- and I’ll point at my screen name for proof that I hear a lot of stupid things in my day.

Rovell is a barely-sentient subhuman who is unable to do anything more than provide dollar values to anything good or fun in sports. He isn’t even the bean counter’s bean-counter; he is an antiquated Sears catalog, belching contextless prices at pretty things you see pictures of.

If you’re gonna comment on a joke, make sure you realize it’s a joke.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

I think you are slightly overestimating the prevalence of bears and their importance in establishing masculinity in the pre-modern world.

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Goofus is in the first pic; Gallant is in the second.

Can we just admire the fucking symetry in the second photo for a minute? It’s beautiful.