Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Phil Jackson does not pay Carmelo Anthony’s salary. If anything, it’d be more accurate to say Carmelo Anthony pays Phil Jackson’s.

To be fair to the NFL, it would be pretty awkward for the entire Browns teams’ shoes to say “please trade me to literally any other team”

...yes?

Love it, but it’s only Monday. You’ve set a high bar for yourself, mister/miss.

This is “Headless Man Found in Topless Bar” levels of genius. Have a star, won’t you?

So. Much. Win.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

I can attach a pic, but I kinda like the mysterious nature of these posts.

To bring attention to mental health awareness, Ndamukong Suh wore cleats with other NFL players imprinted on them.

The NFL continues to sole-crush its players.

You can tell the NFL is serious about their week of supporting activism given their charitable effort to not schedule a Browns game.

I was talking with my friend yesterday and we thought it would be a good idea if every player made up a charity and put in on their shoes. all anti goodell charities. like the “fund the antidote to the super aids virus roger goodell is injecting into children” fund. or the “roger goodell micro penis enlargement…

+1, and a star for the Archer reference.

Are you referring to the uniforms or just allowing the Rams themselves on the field?

Thanks for burning my retinas so early in the morning smh

Fouts needs to go into a retirement home. He’s like a silly version of Dan Dierdorf.

That’s Dan Fouts....or as he’s referred to in our household, “Fuckface Fouts”. I literally watch any game he announces on mute.