Bad advert...you dont get the name of the product or a pic of it for like, 25 seconds.

Wow...how does Gizmodo only have 111k followers? Thats crazy talk!

What if she was a passenger? I would have challenged him on it, let him give me a ticket, and then sued him for damages.

@Sheogorath: Its a floor wax! Its a dessert topping! Its a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

No Wrench from TF2?

No MacGyver? Seriously? That dude made everything out of junk! Nuclear weapon? No problem! Just need a pine cone, duct tape, a penny, and some sulfuric acid.

@joetato: I thought it was Dr. Clayton Forrested for inventing the Satellite of Love.

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: Hit me up if you come to Chicago. First round of coffee is on me.

Is it ironic that those look like grains of rice?

I had one of these once...it was called a griddle.

The real question is: How long before JD Roth used the Holodeck to re-create his Fun House TV kids game show?

@DavidAndrus: Wouldnt that have made him basically the same guy as R. Lee Ermey (the drill sergeant) in the Geico commercial?

@telefoto: Brilliance personified

Thats my boy. I must say, I actually enjoy his antics, even if it might be a small distraction to my Bengals.

@sean111: That hit was pretty hard...and it was pre-season. You wanna see a hit, check out the first Ravens game last season. Ocho got his bell RUNG by Ray Lewis. It made me hurt just watching it.

Why hasn't Jaime Hyneman's prop shop hired this dude? Wow...just wow.

@SheriffMcSerious: The game has always had a serious lack of 80's Pop Hits...especially INXS, U2 (full game potential?)...There has been some...but there needs to be more....MORE I SAY!

I can finally channel my inner Marty McFly with Power of Love. Now...I just need to skip school, go to Doc's place and jam it.

@Spry: You got some Them Crooked Vultures though....which is awesome.

Hyway an'tcay I eadray isthay?