I want them to release the standup version of Return of the Jedi. I used to rock that hard in the local Pizza Hut back in the 80's.

Joe Montana to Brent Jones on the slant pattern...all day...every day. I hate the Niners, but they were the business on the original TB.

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@Helis: How about SeverusSnake?

@jeremyschultz: This group of commenters must not have had their coffee or energy drinks yet. The lack of a yarr was totally unacceptable.

@ManekiNeko: Someone needs to make one of those of Ballmer...

I liked Kevin Butler better when he was schilling for Geico.

No Unforgiven, no authority to speak on the subject.

@fuchikoma: I think Jason got tired of carving up human beings at Crystal Lake, so it now just carving up trees.

This could only be topped if the Pit Crew were dressed like Big Daddies, with air wrench attachments for their right hands.

@cfive3: Very awesome reference.

"8 people...2 groups...1 mission: Delivering death to the Undead."

"Because the Zombies stopped the running game...they take it to the air."

"They're delivering more pain than a kidney stone!"

@Chicken Pawks: This comment is the epitome of win.

@DrZaius: Thats not true Doc. If I was, I would comment whore here 24/7.

@DrZaius: You dont get out much, do ya?

@The_Spleen: He's not famous he's IN-famous. Oh, Spleen. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man Andy Garcia, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous.

@romanmaroni: Burninating the countryside and burninating the peasants. What else would he be doing?

@tok1879: You guys thought I was serious? Wow...you need to get out from behind the computer screen and get out more. It was a joke. Next time, I will say ColecoVision or Vectrex...maybe you'll get the hint.