Congratulations, Chris, on being today’s DOTD (Dumbass of the Day)! Please accept this gift of an SUV that this fine young lady will deliver, as they are both hauling a lot of ass.

Pardon the quality

I think if trailer backing > you; then maybe it’s in everyone’s best interest you don’t own a truck/trailer combo.

After you take measurements and tell the truck where that sticker is, the F-150 uses maths so that all you have to do behind the wheel is turn a knob in the direction you want the trailer to go.

I just bought a Roadmaster wagon! Just like the one in the picture. :-D

Sweet! A custom Odyssey with a bed!

Maybe I’m only one voice in the wilderness, but this is the kind of stuff I come to Jalopnik for. I care approximately zero about how many valves per cylinder on the new M5 and I care approximately negative nine thousand about motorsports.

The M Coupe is a fantastic choice, if one can be found, and the maintenance budget allows for it.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

So what you’re saying is...

Pollo Loco, friend.

I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego, but a child was killed here so maybe stop thinking about yourself for two fucking seconds and have a little respect.

Why should you only pay “a little” more? Your height is in the top 1% of human beings. And, newsflash, for every inch you are taller than average, you earn—on average—7% more over your lifetime. So take those unearned dollars and pony up for business class, jumbo.

Tell me where the trailer touched you...

What a shit world we live in when the guy who wasn’t at fault in that wreck thinks he needs to put his hands behind his head just so he doesn’t get shot.

I believe the preferred wording is “I don’t understand” when relating to a Jeep thing.

ENHANCE.

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.

The amount of inspections we'd have to do after one, it damn should!