Maybe the controls will be just on the right side of “I am going to throw this effing controller at the TV and destroy your soul” to really bring the Blast Corp experience home.

Except when you watch that purple engram explode from him and roll off the edge....

BUT NINTENDO IS GOING BROKE! THEY SHOULD RELEASE THEIR IP'S ON OTHER PLATFORMS TO STAY VIABLE!

I always enjoy reading people's asinine reasons as to why they can't use Origin, even when a free game is involved. Like I remember when there was an article here on Kotaku about EA giving away Battlefield 1942(what some would argue is the best in the series) and you get this horde of people going on about WELL IF IT…

BUT ORIGIN IS EVIL BECAUSE THEY DID THAT THING RABBLE EA RABBLE

Gods damn it Nintendo I cannot afford all this shit!

Best Wii U Game Of 2014's First Half: Mario Kart 8. The closest thing to a no-brainer so far this year? When/if the Wii U turnaround starts, people will point to the release of the latest Nintendo-built racing game as the release that started it.

I'm glad to hear that Bungie took advantage of this so soon. This was such a good move by Microsoft.

"Claptrap beatbox time! Check-it! Bff-Huh-ha-ha..."

Can't wait for Rift support.

Seats: 6

There are a lot of good tracks! It's not really interesting, but I love racing on the airport one.

Sseriously. I was hoping for an intense and difficult Rainbow Road. I am disappoint. The updated N64 Rainbow Road feels way too short and boring as well.

Well, yeah, when you cherry pick the negatives, it doesn't make much sense.

Xbox Stop Listening is an actual command. When you use a voice command like "Xbox Skype", it listens for followup commands that don't begin with "Xbox". So I could say Xbox Go to Hulu, Queue, Resume Show; or I could say Xbox Go to Hulu, stop listening, and then I don't have to worry about accidentally saying something…

"Doc, you're so crazy! Everyone takes shots at each other."

Okay. This kid. The fuck is wrong with him D:

We seem to be step in step with each other today good sir. Carry on detective. I see you trying to ride that karma train.

Well you are using the butchered English spelling. I prefer "Nutz" as is found in the traditional dialect of my peoplez.

Your welcome, Deez. Assuming your last name is Nuts.