Eerie, PA

It’s really fucked. The two main purposes of food are to sustain life, and for social bonding. This is a meal given to someone that’s going to be killed in an hour, eaten alone. I get that these are often terrible people eating the meals, but this is really some sadistic shit designed by the state.

Initially thought it was Oren from Parks and Rec.

That’s Richmond. He got scurvy.

I keep a bag of lollipops in the filing cabinet near where they have to be quiet. In the event that it wasn’t a drill or went on for a really long time, everyone is getting something stuck in their mouths. You have no idea how much I hate that I have a plan for that scenario.

Because as a country we looked at what happened at Sandy Hook and decided we were ok with it.

I was going to say (as someone who has worked in advertising my whole career) that this seems exactly like an idea a client would come up with.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Everyone involved knows but just can’t outright say the deal was she gets to have as much power and stick her thumb in as many pies as she likes because she’s the only one who can handle her dad when he’s sundowning, right?

Oh, it is, especially if it’s fashionable. Thinner fabric (‘layering’ trend), narrower cuts, etc. I just destroyed about 7 camis in one go the other day, thanks to the spaghetti straps all getting tangled into a big elastic ball of garment destroying.

They were Ayn Rand-ed to death. About a decade ago they got taken over by a hedgefunder who restructured the company so that every department was a separate entity, so various divisions were always competing against each other. To get an add in the weekly circular, divisions had to pay for placement.

This was a classic private equity takeover, sell-off-the-parts, then bankrupt the company deal, engineered by none other than our new Secretary of the Treasury, STEVE MNUCHIN.

that’s the impression I get, too!!!! I get the impression from his body language and all that she tore him a new one and he’s seething about it because how could a WOMAN talk to him like that.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

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It’s Trump. He was aiming for autocracy but fails at it just like he has at every damn thing in his life, resulting in chaos.

The Daily Beast reported back in September that Bharara’s office was investigating money laundering within the Russian government.

The kid probably remembered Prince Phillip from his appearance on Buffy the Vampire Slayer......

I’d be glad to have an excuse to never go to a baby shower again.

I know you’re joking, but the tenets of Sikhism are some of the most gender-equitable of any of the religions!