What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

If only the USA had beaten Canada in Toronto in the same fashion: “Hosmer Homers, Hoser Homers Hosed”.

‘One-run homer’ gave me the giggles

Remember when the NCAA sanctioned Ohio State for its players selling things they owned?

Just got done talking with my younger sis, as this is my hometown, and that was her polling place.

Good name. Should have been from Texas. (Being from Texas adds cool points for a pitcher.)

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

Who gets to clean out their locker first - Kenny Williams, Robin Ventura, or Chris Sale?

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

The sole use for washcloths in my house is to chase the animals around, trying to hold it under their mouths before they puke so I don’t have to pull out cleaning products and the steamer when they get half on the hardwood floor and half on the area rug.