20 million for a Star Wars movie? Will the whole thing take place in a space cantina?

I came here to make that exact same joke

Of course they want Waititi! Who could pass up the opportunity to fire such a fantastic director a couple months into filming?

Uh huh. Hey, remember the time when Trump made fun of the reporter with the congenital joint disease?

Life, uh, finds a way

Taylor Swift is that popular girl that every high school had, who no one really liked but they tolerated all the same because she hadn’t exactly done anything to deserve that dislike, but dammit she has to insert herself in every club and activity and run for Student Council president and just be the center of every…

This is gonna sound dumb, but I have to vent for a second.

Wow, they’ve been married 28 years (... he got married at 22!). That just seems so remarkable to me.

Mayonnaise is a mixture of oil and egg, whipped to a tangy cream. It might as well be Greek food and it won’t be had in this house.

I will click on anything, apparently.

Oh Barry, you came and you gave without taking , but term limits sent you away oh Barry.

“Hello, Wisconsin!”

He gave a really fun performance in Predators about seven years back.

Wilmer Valderrama is already on that show, actually. I’m sad that this is something I know.

Wasn’t the whole selling point of this show that it was a mini That ‘70s reunion? Unless Wilmer or Topher are willing to save it (and, come on, we all know they’re both extremely available), there’s literally no point in this show existing.

Don’t worry Danny, it’s all part of Xenu’s plan.

Also, the dog ate his homework.

Well...I didn’t expect this. 

“lol” replaces periods in sentences to help soften statements

“Mass Unfollowing” is a gross exaggeration lol