-Me, 11/8/2016

Beautifully said. I love Dan Harmon more than I thought I already did.

“It also helps to drink a lot. A LOT. In fact, I’m drunk now! Hope this helps!”

You’re missing my fucking point.

*Sadly takes down my Tay Zonday posters*

So much for liberals being tolerant of other people’s views and beliefs!

Glad Twitter considers a sick demagogue trying to incite race violence online as ‘newsworthy.’

If this dude ever ends up near bumblefuck south jersey, he’s got a couch to crash on and as many venison burgers as he can cram in his mouth. Bless his soul.

That was a great reggae tribute album.

Huckabee Sanders is the human incarnation of a Dorito fart trapped in a throw pillow.

Obviously the reasons for this are extremely sad (although it’s a good thing Spacey has been outed as a sex offender, it’s sad that this was the person he turned out to be), but clearly Plummer is a much more natural fit for this part than Spacey.

Allowing a garbage human being to host during the middle of his presidential campaign is cool, but making fun of a fictional windshield repairman is a bridge too far.

I could watch the video of this failed sting over and over and over again.

Your “method” for calling out hypocrisy is to make irrelevent comments on a silly article about Christmas decoration. Thank god you’re here to save liberals from themselves.

“Also, a Post reporter found a GoFundMe page for someone named Jaime Phillips who needed money so she could move to New York and “work in the conservative media movement to combat the lies and deceipt [sic] of the liberal MSM.”

I like the Broad City term for him, “human skin tag”.

His approval rating keeps dropping, so that’s not exactly true.

“I like you because you are special.”

Why can’t she do us all a favor and cheat on him publicly with Kaepernick?