But if they’re free, how can they be on sale?!

Well that’s where the eminent domain lawyers come in.

Because he thought “Sure, Daredevil was a wash but this is Batman. Everyone loves Batman. How can this suck?”

I honestly don’t know why Affleck even accepted the role if he was going to cry about wanting to leave all the time after doing it.

He could sexually harass somebody.

I hope his administration gets herpes.

I grew up on the border. I remember when the Bush administration put up the fence all those years ago. I would pass by it literally every day until I moved away. I see it every time I go home. I hate that fence. I hate it so much. The idea of a border wall is infuriating to me. It creates in me an anger like little…

So, this second Becky will scrub away all traces of the first one?

Becky is being replaced as manager by Sarah Chalke.

One of my favourite Dennis Hopper quotes is about when his son asked him why he made the Super Mario Bros movie. Hopper told his son “so I can afford to buy you shoes”, to which his son replied “I don’t need shoes that badly”.

Another “win” for MRAs.

Classic Sizemore.

Kudos on this fantastic non-compliment.

Wait, you’re Krombopulos Michael — can’t we just hire you to end him?

That guy was having sex with infants FFS! Nothing, not even the multiple depraved acts of evil committed by Harvey Weinstein, compares to that. Of course that bastard is in prison.

He’s such a fartshitter

Trump is a sack of shit. People who voted for Trump are moronic sacks of shit.

When Louis CK reached out to her, she reportedly responded “THAT’S MY PURSE, I DON’T KNOW YOU!”

“Now Bobby, whut did I tell you about taking your business out in front of ladies?”

“That boy ain’t right.”