I feel like the kind of dicktard who would throw a pizza on a roof in some sort of stupid “homage” to how big a fan they are of Breaking Bad is the same kind of dicktard who would send Rick And Morty’s female writers death threats and sue McDonald’s for not putting out enough szechuan sauce. Fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuuuck…

Mother of Pearl, I love the shows and have been to Albuquerque several times on business and it’s never occurred to me to go see Walter’s house but I get how that’s a thing with some people. But throwing a pizza on the roof?? WTF??? Seriously WTF??

I make my own....with my cornballer....just have to be careful not to burn myself

I will trade 2 ore and 1 wheat for a worse movie idea. Does anyone have a worse movie idea?

“I had to defend myself. He’s big and fat, so I had to be forceful to resist him.”

I will grant this, though: he is a very, very large man. Almost inconceivably large.

I know that for some reason we’re all supposed to find The Rock super-charming, but he pretty much always strikes me as an amiable meathead. That doesn’t make him the worst person in the world or anything, but he’s hardly overflowing with high-wattage charisma. Case in point: “Big dogs eat, little puppies stay crying…

“I don’t care about some stupid fucking online community of losers.”

But clearly you DO care. You really, really care. Enough to stalk someone and impersonate them! And then get really mad when someone calls you out on it.

We’re all busy, but we’ll make time for your stalker, copycat ass.

Coming from a person who impersonates someone online and trolls to act out some petty revenge scheme?

We’d also accept “You’re disgusting, misogynist”

Naaaaaah I think I’ll stay and shut down your little trolling attempt every time you try it. I actually like this site. And I’ve been here for a while. You’re the one who doesn’t belong here.

Report him to Kinja and flag his posts as harassment. We all know it’s Fatman.

You’re pretending to be someone else and talking about “your” sexual assault. That makes you one of the worst people I’ve ever seen on this site. How do you think that’s okay?

Holy cow! Thank god! I thought I was losing my freaking mind! I miss the old AVClub.

They didn’t go through anything. This person is pretending to be a commenter that was on here a lot before Kinja in some gross attempt to make fun of her.

Upvoted.

Uh, grabbing a woman’s breast isn’t acting inappropriately, it’s assault, brotha!

He has sex lights off, eyes closed, and finishes with a firm handshake.