I’ll never understand that mindset; “I’m awkward, lonely, poorly socialized, sponge off my parents, repellant to girls, can’t hold down a job, and am a pariah... GODDAM JEWS!” But then again, it’s a universal truth that all snowflakes are white.

These days, there is no funny, likable conservative character. Sorry that your kind shat all over yourselves these last few years, but here we are.

so deeply, deeply stupid

This won’t be a clever response, but:

Well shit, I can’t be sure but I think I saw him at a cafe in Burbank a while back. He was alone, despondent, and probably thinking of reasons why Jews, blacks, and browns were the reason why he had no friends with him. I’m brown and he gave me a brief stare-down as I passed.

Finding out that this shitheel operates in my neck of the woods (San Fernando Valley) just bums me TFO.

No, thanks. I have better things to do.

Dude, fuck Twitter. Seriously.

Gotta love that half-assed, tech bro libertarianism.

Earlier there was a tweet from a guy who posted a picture of his 97 year old WWII vet grandfather kneeling in support of the NFL protests.

Since when does holding this administration to the bullshit standards that the GOP made up for Clinton actually mean anything is going to get done about it?

So, “Lock him up?”

Are we not men? We are Demo!

Donald Trump is a fucking idiot.

I can’t wait for this year’s Superbowl to totally trounce the State of the Union’s ratings. And then for Huckabee to lie about it.

“Oh, ho-ho! Sling your stones, sir! They shall bounce off me like the palm of my hand on the buttery smooth backside of a frightened adolescent boy! I say, I wonder if the male denizens of black twitter would be open to receiving an invitation to dine...on my genitals! Oh, aren’t I a scamp? White power,…

I’m sure Milo will have some deep thoughts about how awesome pedophilia is or what black actress deserves the most harassment on Twitter. Conservatives are such lame racist creeps to like a guy like this.

That this even needs to be pointed out is APPALLING.

Eh, he’s still a Libertarian (AKA Shithead), but at least he’s a somewhat principled Shithead. 

Everything you said so far is retarded... I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out smarter arguments then these.