Joel Osteen has homes in both Texas and Florida. Clearly it is a message from God.

Holy shit.

The Reese Witherspoon who picks scripts like Wild, Walk the Line, Election, and Legally Blonde needs to have a stern talk with the Reese Witherspoon who picks scripts like this, This Means War, Hot Pursuit, and Water for Elephants.

Thing is, it’s the petty bullshit that gets under Trump’s skin. He can shrug off our disagreeing about DACA, but he really HATES it when we make fun of his tiny hands or his icky feelings toward his daughter.

Whatever works.

It’s a damn shame how little Goddard has gotten to do. He made a huge mistake ditching Daredevil for fucking Sinister Six. Hopefully something actually comes of this.

In a way, the city of New York is a daddy to us all.

Pshaw!

After giving this too much thought, I choose Miles Teller because he’s never ever made me laugh, even inadvertently. You can thank Silicon Valley for keeping your stupid face unpunched, TJ.

Who has a higher punchability factor: TJ Miller or Miles Teller?

Danny Glover and Mel Gibson could be the right age for this shit

This news makes me so happy. Jurassic World was innocuous, paint-by-numbers summer action fluff. Nothing about having him direct Ep. IX made me look forward to it.

Here today, gone Trevorrow.

She’s already here and has a life. She’s paying taxes. I don’t think you’re putting yourself in her shoes. When you’ve lived in America almost your whole life, you’re American regardless of where you were born. We can’t just take someone who has been here since they were a baby and throw them into a country where they…

The chick who cuts my hair is one of the people who is covered under DACA... she doesn’t know Spanish and doesn’t have any desire to get sent to Mexico for something her parents did. This whole thing is stupid. They’re going to ruin lives and they don’t care.

Someone help, I’ve been destroyed by cold logic

It’s not unconstitutional until the Court says it is, and anyway, the Constitution is a legal document. not a moral imperative. Don’t try to change the topic just because you don’t like what’s being discussed.

NOT BERNBROS FAULT, BRO!!1!111

I wanna punch 60 million people repeatedly in the face.

regardless what you feel about it, the whole point of the law was to protect children who were brought here by their parents..children had no say or choice in coming to America, but Now they’re here and have grown up as Americans , this is all they know, it would be pretty fucked up to send them back to a country they…

These are children who have lived in America their entire lives, gone to school, gone to college, worked here. They’re not untrained or unskilled and English is their primary language — they also have no memory of their home countries. There are also only 800,000 of them — in a country of 400 million; the richest…