Moore’s still probably going to win. You forgot to factor in HER EEEEEEMMMAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!212!#@#@$2@!@!#2#4#4eFALSKDIFENDsdsdsndsieWJAKFSfuck

I’ve already purchased a fifth of Cap. Morgan for tonight, in preparation for what’s sure to be another hugely disappointing, demoralizing, infuriating Alabamian election result.

Was it James Woods? I bet it was James Woods.

I’m not surprised. Accounts of Homme being an asshole come about Like Clockwork.

Damn. This seems like the kind of incident that conservatives will forever use to justify casual racism and forgiveness of every racist thing Trump ever farts.

Rumors are that in the next season of The Ranch, Masterson’s character becomes president.

-Me, 11/8/2016

Beautifully said. I love Dan Harmon more than I thought I already did.

I could watch the video of this failed sting over and over and over again.

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

Good point. I should’ve made reference to Kinjapocalypse. The holdovers from the Disqus days know who they are and I hope they know my appreciation goes doubly for them, as it does for the writers.

This year has been a rancid shit-popsicle about which I’ve made no effort to hide my thoughts, but I never stopped to think how stressful it must be for our beloved AV Club writers to have to go to work each day only to have to dive into a new article about the step-by-step dismantling of American democracy or…

“Angry, confused”

Meanwhile, Lyft is the ugly girl in the movies who stands near the punch bowl at the school dance and suddenly becomes attractive after she takes off her glasses, triggering the protagonist’s realization that the right girl has been under his nose all along.

Republicans are terrorists.

$11.99 for Hulu without ads. It’s completely worth it.

Yes, true... people look better with hair than sans. Regardless of how you lose your hair though (be it MPB or even just shaving it all off for shits and gigs), there’s something to be said for someone bald when they make up for it with other things, like charisma or a good fashion sense.

I’ve never heard of Bobby Corrigan.

I want a walk-in humidor!

1st half of this statement: False. See Mark Strong.