*Illinazis

But if they need a hand they should totally hmu

Daffodil

I like the way you play Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Wanted to add something to this, but just can't. You hit it right on the head. Well said.

Tuppence a jab!!

Sony's gonna be Tyrannosaur-ry.

"Wut"

Franchise closure is overrated.
-Miles Teller

Oh, so you've called her already! That's word for word what she said when we broke up.

Could you call up my ex and tell her that? And do it in a girl's voice so she thinks I'm like totally killing it with women. Which I am, if she asks.

I know I've said this before about a different actress, but I'm amending it: she should just forget all about this franchise and marry me.

There is no point to you.

See: Jared Kushner

To deflect attention from HER EMAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!11one

Hey everyone, look at this! It's that WH communications director who blatantly lies to everyone! Let's laugh at him!!

Paul Ryan

Which one got the new duvet cover?

He's a white, Trump-obsessed kid in post-2016 America. He could go literally anywhere and not a single hair on his head would move a millimeter.

I'm afraid he blue himself.